The once-daily shot for straight men who want to become fun and loveable homosexual men.
Get The TruHomo® Look
TruHomo Trucker Hat
$19.99
TruHomo Tshirt
$29.99
TruHomo Fanny
$19.99
Benefits
About
- TruHomo® works to raise queer sugar molecules by helping the pancreas make more gayglutide, lowering the amount of BroProtein your liver makes, and slowing the rate of toxic masculinity passing through your body, making you feel overall better.
- It does this by activating the twinkreceptors, YAS and GEH-1 , which are natural endocrine hormones that help regulate gayglutide levels.
- Truhomo® may cause ownership of multiple French Bulldogs.
- All six senses will be enhanced by Truhomo® including the addition of a seventh sense; indoor lighting.
- Side effects may include feelings of arousal during viewings of the Walt Disney Animation 1999 film Tarzan.
- If you exceed your daily dose of Truhomo® and begin cruising in public parks or Lowe’s parking ramps, tell your doctor.
★★★★★
Life-Changing!
I was skeptical at first, but it didn’t take long until I stopped playing video games and started caring about interior design. My girlfriend loves my new lifestyle – we finally agree on what to watch!”
— Straight No More Steve
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Side Effects Include Better Taste
“After just one dose of TruHomo and I was critiquing my own wardrobe and wondering why I ever thought cargo shorts were acceptable. Also, my Spotify Wrapped is now 90% Beyoncé. No regrets.
— Formerly Chad, now Chauncey
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Warning! Highly Effective
“My bros dared me try it, thinking it was a joke. 24 hours later, I had an Etsy shop, a French bulldog, and a strong opinion about the Met Gala. Would recommend.”
— Jake (formerly Broseph)